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Aesthetically Thinking: Ep 1


             You know, I do a lot of thinking and a ton of writing. Now if only I had a printer, then maybe I can start some phycological schizophrenic notes scattered around a room!! - - but I guess I’m just not ready to go the Nut House yet.

             “Nut.”

             Sadly, where I am located today, the internet sucks and I am just too terrified to post my thoughts online. Or to even show them to anybody.

What if its not good? My thoughts could possibly bore you? Alas, the never ending questions could even annoy you too; if I went on about it, of course.

WILL I CONTINUE AND ACTUALLY START BEING COMMITTED TO THIS HOBBY OF MINE, THAT I KEEP BEING SO ON AND OFF ABOUT THIS TIME?!!!

I hope so.

I always wanted to start a blog post of my thoughts - - WAIT A MINUTE, TONY YOU LIAR!! YOU DID START ONE!!

Okay, okay! I did, its called “whatseatingtony.blogpost.com”. But did I continue it?

No…

Why…?

Because, who the hell is ganna’ give a Rat’s Ass about it? It was back in Highschool. I was a Junior.

What killed the motivation - -

THE FRICKEN’ WORLD!

How?

No, clue. I just wanted to scream that out, as if that was the answer. I don’t know, I guess I was just to busy to focus on the blog. Maybe if I do this right, I can post it.

HA!! That’s cute. With what internet?

I love jokes. I should be called the Bird Man from Alcatraz.

Instead of the guards looking for me, I guess I just found something about myself.

Wait… didn't they kill the Bird Ma- - ?

SHHHHHHHH!! I don’t know. I didn't pay attention to the tour back in 5th grade. I was to busy looking at all the cages and the brick we were surrounded by on the inside.

That sounds boring.

Yeah, it was. But now that I’m sitting here on my ass, 19 years old wanting to learn about Alcatraz. It just became a pain that I can’t do that right now. THANKS, GOD!

Why are you upset at God?

Because.

Oh ’kay.

Shut up, don’t judge me.

...

I hate you.

WHAT?!!


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